Making fun of Trump’s dick after he publicly bragged about being huge, is much different than junk- shaming normal guys. I don’t think any of us thought you were being malicious. Except to Trump, and he deserves it.

My catty ass LOVES the comment on Trump’s penis size: “Was it in there, or only partially in there? Hm, not sure.” You know that’s driving him bonkers.

I read a piece in The Guardian about that, a now adult child of a nazi guard struggled to reconcile his memories of a loving father and the fact that he worked in a death camp. He felt his childhood was a lie, that his father had acted as a loving father to be able to tell himself he wasn't a bad person and was just…

Some people think tampons are a threat to your virginity because they can break the hymen. 

Not sure if my mom was already anti ‘pon, or if she got the idea that young women shouldn’t use them from Kristy’s parents, but when I got my period the following summer she wouldn’t let me use tampons either! But since I remembered how miserable Kristy was the previous summer, I asked an older cousin to get me some…

I hate Kristy’s parents now.

My dad’s family had been going to this rinky-dink set of cabins in rural Wisconsin for generations. By the time I was a ‘tween in the 90s, they’d at least been retrofitted with electricity, but you still had to use an outhouse. The nearby lake was great, but my fond summertime memories of bonfires, tubing, and jumping…

My family once decided to drive almost 2.500 miles from Fairbanks, Alaska to a small town in Eastern Washington. We were going to my uncle’s wedding. Taking advantage of the fact the whole family was getting together, there was an intervention planned the day before for another uncle who was an alcoholic. On one hand…

So a three time college dropout is trying to goad an utter failure of a human being into a war so the fat fuck’s poll numbers can go up? Thanks white people really. If I could throw Hannity in a wood chipper I would do so in a minute. That fucking network is going to get innocent people killed. Who the fuck am I…

Well I for one appreciate the fact that people are willing to fund the Advanced Center for Figuring Out What the Heck Is Causing All This Erosion At Our Beachfront Villas and Negatively Affecting Our Property Values.

But on the other hand, even if he wasn’t involved in any trafficking, and no trafficking was taking place, he did still solicit prostitution. Which is illegal.

Cool that your university is pandering to rich morons.   

A few weeks ago, I was writing a piece about a center at my university focusing on global warming—which is literally referenced in the mission statement—but told to change the language to avoid offending possible donors who would balk at the term. I was so pissed I thought about quitting because, what the fuck are we…

I am just as puzzled as literally everyone who wondered why this was a question asked to the least apologetic, least self-aware person on the planet. Dude will *never* apologize for *anything*. C’mon.

Trolls to dismiss on sight.

“I want to hate these murderers and I always will.”

In 2002, Matias Reyes, a serial rapist already serving life in prison came forward to admit to the attack. After DNA evidence confirmed Reyes account, the teens’ sentences were vacated in 2002 and settled a wrongful conviction lawsuit in 2014 for $41 million.

The other aspect of this that needs to go away is the belief buried in a comment to the effect of “liberals aren’t capable of forgiveness” (referring to Kashuv’s situation). Liberals aren’t in a position to forgive because they weren’t the ones injured by Kashuv’s racism. The people who were injured aren’t obligated…

It doesn’t help that some of us internalize that shit and are oh so quick to forgive a motherfucker (especially a racist white one who did something heinous that blew up in public.)