Yeah. It just makes you wanna Buick your guts out...

Curse GM for not giving me any action verbs as make nameplates. Chevy, GMC, Cadillac...I got nothing

I initially read it as “gingerly fondling my Ranger...” Whatever does it for you, buddy.

Or Ram-ing a barrier?

When you’re Dodge-ing potholes on 75 or, uh, Chevying...something or other...

At least he finally left his car of his own accord.

Came for the puns - and leaving quenched.....

Hahaha, but in a way, when are you not Fording your Ranger?

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Thankfully the reporter saw Fit to do his Civic duty and help the poor guy out.

Water you talking about?

People can be incredibly naive when it comes to water. Couple years ago when we had the huge downpour and floods in Detroit, I just couldn’t believe the idiocy I was seeing. I was gingerly fording my Ranger* through intersections (my air intake is up at the right headlamp, so I knew I was ok) while idiots in their…

Perhaps he was caught up singing the hit track from The Little Mermaid, “Honda the Sea”.

That driver really should have had the insight to know the water was too deep.

“I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”