This is how it’s done.

I have no idea where the Drake hate comes from. I like his music and find him adorkably charming. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Is there something legitimately bad about Drake? I’ll say it- Drake is a catch. Somebody ought to snap him up.

It is adorable because you know Rih really loved the gesture. I think theyre so cute together - she is just so fearless and I love that he basically worships her.

I thought it was really cute but then I read all the comments on the article and apparently I was the only one who thought so. :/

She posted a picture of it on her Instagram and I dunno y'all, maybe my heart is melting in my old age because even though drake IS the most extra person on the whole entire planet, I still thought it was freaking adorable. I showed all my roomies and they thought so too.

In case that’s not cute enough for you, here’s baby Drake.

I have to read teenage bad handwriting as part of my job. It def says Jimmy.

I barely knew who he was, but now I love him.

I'm the last one, but, whoosh, here I go jumping on the Drake train.

Oh so it’s ok to say he writes like a girl? Messy ass Jezebel.

She retweeted this:

KATY COMIN IN HOT.

Naw, this is the incident that makes me officially convinced this is all an elaborate hoax engineered to cull footage for her next music video epic.

Her ex is a shithead, that isn’t her fault.

JFC. I love how completely this post has managed to exhibit Jesse’s point about equality.

See - this is what he wants and they’re not giving it to him. Apart from the idiot Chris Brown (who loves to be included), everyone’s ignoring him. Well, so far.

semi-related: I really hate “lip kit.” It’s so obnoxious and also makes me think of a lego set to make hyper-collagenated lips.

“Her inner majesty” sounds like a euphemism out of 50 Shades of Grey.

His bride to be will be a stuck up size two blonde who doesn’t “get him” like Amy does.