I’ve always been a fan, but in the past couple of years I’ve embraced full-on stan mode for Rih. She is my #goal in every way (yes, including the occasional access to Drake’s D–I have no shame). *sigh*

That part broke my heart. No words for my rage right now.

Charlamagne is hot garbage. He annoys me by merely existing.

I have a lot of questions about this post/its comments, but they can all be summed up thusly:

I worry about Karreuche. Chris sounds (and looks) more unhinged by the day. If he isn’t insulting his fans, he’s threatening violence on former peers or bashing her self-worth. I can’t imagine the shit he said to her to keep her by his side when they were together. Can’t shake the feeling that despite all this we…

My roommate tends to have this on for the background noise, though neither of us actively watch it. Her life’s mostly quite mundane, but they try to make it seem more interesting with editing and musical exaggeration.

50 Cent’s situation is so mind-blowingly dumb, I can’t take it. Not that I’m rooting for him to not pay what he was told (he deserves it for what he did), but his shenanigans on Instagram were obviously going to come back to hurt him, I can’t believe no one around him told him to chill.

They look like they had/have the best sex.

Literally the only reason I stayed up this late was to see my girl kill it. SMH. Bed it is.

Nicki and Meek’s thing is so weird to me. She keeps going on about the kind of boss-ass men she wants in her life and then she ends with a guy she will now literally babysit, who has the vocabulary and mentality of a teenager. He must be super charming behind closed doors cos...

Ellen ain’t slick, asking about seeing a rapper naked. What an oddly specific question. She’s clearly a Drake stan.

The album came out Thursday and was free for half of it. Her tracking period was like 12 hrs, so it’s not really fair to say she sold 460 her first week really. They said she should do about 125k this week and Work is in the top 10 already so..

I first listened to it stoned and let me tell ya. This album was made for that.

Pretty bland track. But I felt the same way about Timberlake’s first single, so I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt.

I love it so much. I’m hooked... I’m also a bit high, so ask me again tomorrow.

Smashmouth tho?? Biggest case of ‘who asked you’ I’ve seen this week.

Been listening to the snippets since yesterday. Yes to another (dancehall-ish) collabo. Also gonna need AUBRIH to stop playing and get back together. For reasons.

I’ve been trying to avoid her, even though I’ve loved every IG vid of her I’ve come across. I finally gave up the fight and followed her today. Never going to watch that show though.

Well see that’s the thing though, I wanted to read a Rihanna profile to learn about Rihanna.

Immediately I saw the headline I thought of the Rihanna/T-Mag profile (which I hated for the same reason Clutch did) and how much I was over a lot of these fawning-type articles. I mean, I get it, it feels like nowadays the bigger stars are choosing to do fewer interviews (see: Drake and Rihanna) and sometimes the…