It's natural to be nervous, because the range of possibilities is practically infinite. I live in rural Ireland so on the face of it the possibilities are pretty limited. But a friend of my brother, as bumpkinish a person as you are ever likely meet, is living in the Netherlands with his Spanish wife. Who knows? It…

In your FACE, The Dissolve!

He is? Why did nobody mention it before?!

Dean Cain was in Law & Order?

Writing bib? That there's some mighty fancy words for a diaper.

Just because you appear in it doesn't mean you have to watch it - White Walker Robert Mitchum.

Now that you mention it, that whole "there are neither beginnings or endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time" thing should have been a red flag.

Mmm, sweetbreads and pigeon pie and baked apples fragrant with cinnamon and lemon cakes frosted in sugar.

*twirls mustache*

That's why the Beatles split up.

Yeah, I regularly see people commenting on his bulk.

Richard III married his first cousin once removed. When she was 15. That should be icky enough for any lover of all things Lannister.

Oh for crying out loud. I mentioned recently how I decided at least 15 (probably 20) years ago that I wasn't going to start on GRRM's series until it was finished, so exasperated was I with the seemingly never-ending Wheel of Time series. Robert Jordan also wasted time with anthology stories and he wrote a prequel…

He says it like it's a bad thing.

Surely you can't be serious.

It goes right through you, it's no place for old. Totally unlike Orlando then.

The Georgians liked to drink it.

Oh, it's definitely an, ahem, experience.

The famous water in the city of Bath in England tastes utterly vile. If anyone tells you it tastes nice - I'm looking at you, Mrs d - they are deluding themselves.

I've seen that in some clickbait ads, often in The AV Club. So I've always assumed it was bullshit. Just goes to show, eh?