(Okay, this is my big chance to impress, the guy from Cheers has walked into the AV Club, gotta get this right, here he comes, wait for it…)

That was the Pele of comments. And anal.

Looking like Michelle Pfeiffer to begin with also helps.

If only someone could think of a movie character upon which to riff on the concept of his dudeness and coolness. Any suggestions?

One of the great pleasures of watching this film was the reaction of my parents. "Oh, there's Bilko!"

"It's a great ruin of a movie." I'm going to steal that line for all manner of applications.

Yeah, but they were all dudes.

Use your imagination.

So they had Kari Byron and Sophia Bush yet no-one thought to bust (ahem) the myth of the outfits that Jabba the Hutt uses on his slaves? Either a tragic lack of imagination or an admirable triumph of restraint.

How can you mention Pay It Forward and not link to Nabin's priceless demolition of it - 
http://www.avclub.com/artic…. Favourite part: "Touched and inspired by the passion of Osment's Christ-like martyr, Caviezel immediately spends the money Osment gives him on nutritious food and shelter. And by "nutritious food and…

How can you mention Pay It Forward and not link to Nabin's priceless demolition of it - 
http://www.avclub.com/artic…. Favourite part: "Touched and inspired by the passion of Osment's Christ-like martyr, Caviezel immediately spends the money Osment gives him on nutritious food and shelter. And by "nutritious food and…