He should have his mouth washed out with soap.

"How dare my beloved Oregon Ducks make a mockery out of their uniforms!"

I hope the NFL learned a very valuable lesson here: little kids are fucking morons.

What is that mouse doing on Macklemore's head.

These Aaron Hernandez jail letters are getting weird.

System Shock 2

Similar thing happened in DC in 2006

Guy: [punches moose, misses]

I will never tire of the Schaub family Christmas photo.

She is....

I have already done this.

Because she's black. Next question.

Holy shit, I don't even have a penis but all the anti-drug scare tactics they gave me in high school could be replaced by this one headline and they would work better.

I stupidly lasted three episodes. In those three episodes I learned all I needed to: Whitney was perpetually mad at her boyfriend and played mind games with him, daring him to read her damn mind and figure out the one thing that would make her happy so that the episode could end with her happy and him thanking…