and you couldn’t describe the Broncos’ new starter as much else besides ‘Tall’ (and, I suppose, ‘Injured’ and maybe ‘Vampiric’)

I couldn’t hear you, my whore was moaning.

I give Harrison a lot of credit for manning up on this issue. This was a stunning display of human growth.

I 100 percent believe this.

Belichick totally blew this game to screw the Steelers and it’s the best thing in NFL history since the Odell Beckham controversy.

Hard to say for sure, but I thought it was 5 on 1 and 2 on the other.

Deadspin told me that black people don’t commit crime. I’m sure he’s innocent and just the victim of the white oppressor.

My God...this Kinja.....

“They want the ball and they’re gonna score!”

Two losses, Two teams, Two nations; The 2015 Carolina Panthers #KeepPounding

15-0, FINALLY.

Now this is what I expect when someone says “one of the best catches of the season” not a great receiver jumping higher than a linebacker.

As a Giants fan, fuck the Eagles for this, among other things.

as an eagles fan I’m sure all eagles fans will handle this statement with compassion and understanding.

Before the insults start, how many of you Philadelphia keyboard warriors would willingly risk injury to your Peters?

“I can do for you what I did for Ryan Howard and Ryan Zimmerman!” is the worst drug dealer pitch of all time.

This is too edgy. I feel threatened.

So now officially Miami stole a win from Indiana at this point? I’m confused.

I have to wait for ppl to get me out of the grays, but THiS shit is allowed to go on unfettered. You bastards.

That was more terrible than Hank Murphy’s fake mustache.