MLS isn’t nearly as good but you don’t have to travel 3000 miles to see it live or pretend that there are real things called “Dag&Red” or “Crawley Town”. Just that there’s a Spanish monarchy in Utah.

this comment is all the more impressive considering you wrote it while trapped under a soda machine

This the most important layoff in Nashville since the Titans told Mariota to get that damn weed off his neck.

X-rays were negative

Remember kids, anything is possible, with the exception of Kevin Garnett being able to record that message.

“Blow up the team? Naw, man; I just used regular lead bullets, not incendiaries.”

Let’s count it as a win that the Wizards only metaphorically blew up that team and not literally blew up that team.

I will always take the opportunity to use a photo of Eli in a helmet.

Why the picture of Eli? Eli was great in that game. You should put Coughlin’s befuddled old face up there.

Many people don’t know this, but the first known appearance of the phrase #MACtion was found in Rose’s gambling ledger in 1987.

The place he signs autographs is actually right up the escalator from the Mandalay Bay sportsbook. I’m sure he’s a regular downstairs.

I guess by double-booking himself he was hedging his bets

Yeah, agreed with all of this. I should have been more clear. Now I have a barrage of “hot take alerts” instead. Happy Sunday!

WOW

Or- it’s a NY blog writing about a NY team, and histrionics is your default setting.

Now we know why Urban Meyer was so hesistant when handing the keys to the offense over to Barrett.

After news of the investigation broke, Barrett’s NFL draft stock skyrocketed.

It’s Craig Carton not Gregggg. I’m outraged by this, and it has ruined my year.