Of all the weak, seemingly-wannabe-edgy-thoughtpieces that purport to be worthwhile opinions on this shit, this is so far the weakest it almost hurts to read.

I disagree.

Who lives in the paint area under the rim?

Eagerly awaiting some enterprising young mind synching up this music with the clip of LeBron exposing his dick.

Assuming each pitch is an out.

A comment section full of Lebron dick jokes and Lebron hot takes is fun.

Or............. Lebron could just, oh I don’t know, not flop himself onto the ground every time someone breathes on him. The play in question where Lebron hit his head on the camera was an obvious flop and the NBA doesn’t have the cojones to call him out for it.

I am no techno geek, but haven’t we evolved such that we can capture that action without being within inches of the game?

You don’t see Carmelo guarding LeBdron, or Dwyane on the double-team. That is because Dumars drafted Darko #2 after LeBdron. That is the biggest mistake in this screenshot.

Easy for you to say. Rachel Dolezal devoted 2 lectures to this mind-bender.

yeah, the distinction between cornrows/braids and dreads is not so hard to wrap your mind around

Naw, Everyone saw his D on Thursday. Its right where it belongs

There doesn’t appear to be a single empty seat in view at a Pistons home game.

Technically, Rip had cornrows.

Well for one, Rip shaved off his dreads, and that was more a damn tragedy than a mistake.

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Lebron was flaccid.

You fuckin Deadspin dicks are obsessed with dicks and saying dick related words all the time. You should change your name to Meatspin you fuggin pecker inhalers.

This needs to be out of the grays.

Wouldn’t be the first Bishop to ever have an inappropriate boner.