You can just see Niedermayer sadly skating off saying “oh God...what have I done?”

Yeah, but it’s still funny

I was born in South Florida and attended University of Miami. Want to tell me how that’s fucking racist?

“See? SEE?! I fucking told you. Fascist.”

I’m pretty sure claiming “a couple students are racist, so many students are racist” is closer to that equivalent.

These tailgate videos that pop up here every other week are different fans right? Cause they literally look like the same exact squad of 20 or so zubaz-clad Bills fans

Well, the whole bullying thing was funny, so this is kinda funny.

Lol no he wasn't. Went out on his own.

Wouldn't be a story without a douchey Dave Zirin tweet. God, he is insufferable.

Yup. Lots of guys have been over 7 feet. Haven’t been too many great ones.

Before my time, so I can’t say I watched him play. But everything I heard about him suggests he was a great athlete. With Kareem, though, I always thought that his greatest strength wasn’t his athleticism or his height, but his intelligence. Everyone says he was one of the most thoughtful and well-prepared athletes…

Because we remember Shawn Bradley and Hasheem Thabeet doing that stuff all the time?

When asked what plans he would have on his schedule next Fall, after decades of coaching, Coach Beamer said “I think I’ll take it easy, just like every fall.”

I read somewhere on the internets (by someone who must be among the most reliable and unbiased sources) that since the Miami player did not have possession of the ball when his knee was down (it was touching his finger tips, but certainly not controlled), that means the lateral was legal. Also (and I have more…

While I agree that’s really fucking stupid of him to have used Familia the night before, I think Collins has done a pretty good job this season.

Lol. You're funny.

Lol, I was defending article from someone who was criticizing it. Sorry you can't process that.

This not only works as a “low-hanging yet sweet fruit” pun, but it's actually fucking true.

Didn't they do a 30 for 30 short about that?

“You aren’t the very intelligent one”