My favourite scheme was Doctor Doom's in an issue or two of Excalibur, where he sought the super group's help in obtaining the mystical metal Promethium, which could provide unlimited energy to the world, which he promised to give free of charge (the telepathic Phoenix confirmed he was telling the truth). Of course,…

It was indeed a poor horror, and for me the only bright spot was Clive Owen playing a movie Dad who for a change wasn't absent, work-obsessed, bumbling or abusive, but in fact a loving part of his family. I was beginning to think they'd gone the way of the dodo.

Looking at Maggie McDonnel and Jasper Paras' tweet threads now, there are a score of almost identical variations on their original inflammatory tweets and little or nothing else. Almost as if someone had made the twitter identities just to be contentious...

(THERE BE SPOILERS AHEAD, CAP'N)