You forgot to mention the smell of the je ne sais quoi. Sweet, sweet je ne sais quoi.

John, why the long fa...

I thought about going to my 20th, but it would have required a trip back to South Jersey. I fled the first chance I got and haven't been back more than a few times since.

Maybe a too simplistic idea, but couldn't the NCAA allow instances like this to have the purse be put in an escrow account until eligibility is done? Maybe it's a little too common sense.

Ok, I haven't watched this team play once this year, so I'm completely ignorant, but I thought the narrative to start the season was that RGIII had no offensive line and no ground game to take pressure off the pass. Now he's surrounded by awesome weapons and everything is his fault?

You can't do epic shit with basic people.

I can't believe she Yadda Yadda'd the bisque!

There was a letter of the week a few months back in the fun bag where a guy said he would always eat it (was planning to tell his non-swallowing gf to get her to give it a go). That letter still haunts me to this day.

Judging from the video, it appears there was no resolution.

isn't Jizz-Hands a popular move on Broadway Theater productions?

I wish all internet debates ended this well

We wouldn't have to worry about anyone else catching it.

Two share a stadium.

Yep. It was a Costanza.

To be fair, this is really the only way to get Clemson to actually show up for a big game.

I prefer the Japanese version with sprinklers.

What else would you expect for a team fueled by Curry?

Wrong side of the commonwealth. Eastern PA is Yuengling country, western PA drinks IC Lite, which is just fermented steel mill runoff.