Yep. It was a Costanza.

To be fair, this is really the only way to get Clemson to actually show up for a big game.

I prefer the Japanese version with sprinklers.

What else would you expect for a team fueled by Curry?

They should suspend him without pay.

Wrong side of the commonwealth. Eastern PA is Yuengling country, western PA drinks IC Lite, which is just fermented steel mill runoff.

It's not like it even matters if they saw it. All it does is confirm exactly what they already knew happened. They already knew he hit her. They already knew he knocked her out. There is nothing more revealed in this video that should have made the decision change in any way: it's just a confirmation of what they…

See Olbermann, Keith, 9/8/14

You mean the same league that deliberately lied about the long-term effects of concussions lied about a video?!?!?

But they fired their accountant. Matt Shaub plays for the Raiders now.

It's my personal opinion that if you're un-lucky enough to get a middle seat, you get both armrests. Aisle seat gets one. Window seat gets one, because those seats are more desirable. This makes a win-win for everyone.

We discussed this during our meeting and you expressed your support for that view, volunteering that owners should be held to the highest standard."

I love that Rovell is not calling them utilizing poor science or outright lying, he's reprimanding them for not properly tending to the evolution of their brand over the last 40 years.

Milton seemed to land on his feet.

Well that was fun.

My favorite part of that is that you have to watch an ad before you can watch Rovell try to hit Rivera. I'M NOT WATCHING AN AD FOR THE PRIVILEGE TO WATCH ANOTHER AD.

without guns...eh?

I'm checking my non-Wizard privilege as we speak.

He sounds like he's kinda lacking testosterone. Not that more testosterone would've changed things, but this dude sounds like he had a lot more wrong with him. A bloodstream made entirely out of PCP, bath salts, and FourLoko, perhaps.

Last week, Rovell did a story for ABC News about hitting off Mariano Rivera that was an blatant advertisement for New Era. Here's how the story starts: "A few weeks ago, I received a phone call from the guys at New Era. They were looking for a way to promote their new Diamond Era hats." He, of course, plugs them on…