I don’t know how to tell you this...but 99.99999% of these type of interactions (shaming an opposing fan) are staged. They’re usually front office employees (typically sales reps). It’s a legal/insurance thing. Sometimes long-time STHs who express interest are included, but that’s far less common.

Source: I’m a former…

I’m glad that this went better for Rocky than the last time he did something involving a form of string.

True story! In its entirety:

That commercial was not shy about the double entredres if I remember correctly. At the end they’re sitting around with that big sandwich, and Scottie says, “C’mon girls, lets have a party.”

Ha ha!!! Yeah. We had a lot of celebs coming through to party and I've met some very random A through D list celebs that way. A pretty cool story involving Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan also happened during one of those August excursions. I have met Barkley on a few occasions and have nothing but nice things to…

Here’s one from the old NBAE days, not about the Bulls, but the showtime Lakers: who got laid the most? Magic? Nope. Worthy? Nope. AC? Ha ha, NO, OF COURSE NOT.

nice seque from MJ/3some/bjs to Kevin from The Office

My sister used to work at a popular Chicago hotspot during the Bulls’ heyday, and Pippen turned up there a lot. She said that women were throwing themselves at him constantly. Even women who were there with other guys would be surreptitiously slipping him notes.

+1 child support payment

Yeah, I heard something once about Scottie Pippen and his six footer:

For sure! My 7 y.0. son loved it, lol. Rented it from the library last year, watched it on repeat for about a week. Worst week of TV of my life...its soooo bad

+1 for an hour and a half of wasted time, my Dad dozing off mid-way through the movie, and wasted money on cheap merchandise...

Savage. +1

I used to bartend in Santa Barbara at O’Malleys. I recall a post on Deadspin many years ago where some one claimed that Michael Jordan owned O’Malleys. That has never been the case. That was just where the hung out when he was doing his camp at UCSB in August during the week of the Old Spanish Days Fiesta. On one of…

Michael often went out (and still does) with one off-duty cop and a driver (or hired car). The 4 narcs... Bit of an exaggeration.

“Scottie, I’m yours” sounds like something plenty of 20-30 year olds could be saying to him now.

On Pippen/women, if you’re collecting third-hand stories ...

Pippen has had a tough battle with money.