He shouldn’t have done that.

Oh hello other grown adult man, wait, what the fuck are you doing stop spanking me.

He got off easy by being fired, I’m surprised some players didn’t chain him up and drop him in the river. What an abusive excuse for a human being.

Herbal remedies... Bring some swishers.

Hmmmmm. I would have thought if any professional coach was going to spank his players and call them a bunch of pussies it would have been Bill Laimbeer.

My boss tries to spank me at my job will be returned with a very fast punch to the face.

“When can I try out for the team?”

I particularly enjoyed his club alias (Fredlacious Cocksmith) and the following exchange:

Billy needs to be assigned the MLS fanfic beat.

Who knew that MLS fanfic was a thing? That spanking sounds pretty hot.

“I’d love to play for a team coached by Nowak. He gets it.”

WOW.

I always knew NFL owners were patriarchal and unfriendly to workers, but they’re paying them like old mine company owners, in scrip?

Fuck you for that.

Here’s your star.

All anyone would want to know is about the sex boat. The rest of his points are smoot.

Went from fun on the sex boat to lifetime payments on the Ex boat. Well played Smooty. #Tipping4Life

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