Just before Lovie Smith was about to get sucked up inside a jet engine versus Bruce Willis.

As did about half of Major League baseball from the 1960s onward. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go snort a couple of lines of cocaine with Will Stargell.

Gotta get the Crime Dog in the HOF beisbol ass hats

All you need to know about HOF voting:

Two people voted for Jason Kendall. I don’t have a joke for that.

What a fucking group of chumps.

2 players!? In a year when there is no less than at least 12 deserving, these limp dicks only get 2 above the threshold!?

I’m not surprised that 3 people didn’t vote for Griffey. Lil Penny warned us years ago that the Moose was going to be a campaign liability.

I’m not sure what I find more appalling - Bonds/Clemens not getting in, or 3 buffoons opting not to vote for Griffey.

As Marvin Gaye once sang “Ain’t Nothin’ Like the Real Thing Baby”, but I think this cover of Cortez the Killer by Matthew Sweet and The Indigo Girls is pretty good!

Love them covering one of my fav songs. Here’s Stevie Ray Vaughan. 1987.

So I had to get glasses today because my vision over a distance now sucks. Made me think of this song for some reason.

The Tedeschi Trucks Band covers “The Sky Is Crying”, as Derek Trucks plays Duane Allman’s ‘57 Les Paul Goldtop and uses his old Marshall amp.

‘Cortez The Killer’ - Neil Young & Crazy Horse

Listening to slot machines?

For those curious: Robert Sarver was born into a prominent business family in Tuscon, Arizona. His father, among other things, ran a savings and loan where Sarver worked as a teenager. Sarver started on the road of super richness in 1994 when at age 33 he started his own bank in Tuscon.