Some of the Muay Thai shorts are slit, but then they continue to rip throughout the fight. I wish I could remember which fight it got really bad in, but literally the shorts were ripped up to the waistband.

It was a joke. Saying I’m stupid just means you didn’t get it. Sorry.

Little known fact, but this is Zach Randolph’s warm up music...

hey Consor, when someone drives their butt into you, gets where they want to go, it is a little god damn late for the “soft touch.”

Whatever hopes the Grizzlies had for this game to buttress their claim as perennial title contender, the Wizards rectum.

Now the Grizz stand at the rear-end of playoff teams at 6th place in the Western conference. They look to get back track in the dairy air of Wisconsin in their next game against the Bucks.

Anal.

That thing where Deadspin tries to wedge itself into the narrative as part of the story. That sad thing.

How about don’t click on the link then, you knob.

Using the word “benefits” with the employment situation makes it seem like the fighters don’t get health insurance in a violent sport when in fact the UFC does provide that. They’re even building a huge training and rehab center, FWIW.

As an NFL fan I have to say:

The man has a horribly rendered tattoo of a dong on his chest. That’s never cool

I hear Glenn Consor is difficult to share a booth with. Everything has to be in juuust the right place or he throws a fit. Tidiness is real important to him. He’s really anal about it.

Nothing worse than sports announcers farting around during a blowout.

Who cares about the Grizzlies’ butt!?

I’d like to ass him a few questions about this.

A list for your list:

The Kinks and this song never get old.

Yes

The Kinks! I’m sure this has been posted in the lead up to the holiday but as I haven’t been around to much to see, I’m gonna post it.