I swear I’ve seen a video of some kids run their tounge along this wall...

I know why... It’s all those times we’ve slammed our pinky toe into coffee tables, this is its way of saying “Fuck this... I’m out...”

Hasent bill gates done enough to be considered a saint yet?

I’d like to see Destiny become an hour long television series on HBO.

That’s the difference between lithium energizer batterys and CVS brand batteries... #PaytheExtraMoney

“But will it blend?” -The Blendtec Guy

I still want one.

You won my upvote with “the cats already shitting outside the litter box”

Not gonna lie, kinda want the USA today....

For me getting to 300 is half way, the next stage after would be to enfuse everything each as high as I could so my light level stays consistent while switching weapons...

Have cortana use chrome instead of edge and Bing with chrometana

I’m shocked.

Carma.

The American Flag.

“tl;dr: it’s hella safe and will not destroy the world.”

If your worried about integration then head on over to ifttt.com

To the top sir!

Plot twist: new leveling to 40 still requires light gear, not actual leveling...

Get it... Get it.. Get it... (Homie high five)

Rahhh