Anything you say on the internet can’t be used against you. Go ahead and tell the tale. The police aren’t monitoring this article anyway ... not that I would know what the police are up to.

Good story! We should meet up sometime to discuss this further. You know, for fun.

Tell me more!

The podcast app continually downloading episodes that I’ve already listened to.

This is why we don’t put pennies on the tracks to be flattened.

What? No love for Filson totes? They’ll survive the apocalypse. Not that they need to, but still.

What? No love for Filson totes? They’ll survive the apocalypse. Not that they need to, but still.

I’m preparing myself for four years (perhaps even eight) of the Trump administration.

Since we’re being pedantic:

Geeze. The least they can do is give it a quick hose down...

On a similar note, I’ve had my eye on one of these for a while:

Hey, me too!

Hey, me too!

No, thanks. You go ahead, though.

Examples?

I don’t know where you’re getting your “REAL” history, but even the most cursory of Internet searches provides evidence contrary to your assertion:

Being a good general and military officer does not include endorsing the political views of the Commander in Chief.

Not really an appliance, or weird, but a flat scraper for scraping crap off of dishes, pots, etc. The one I have is from the Pampered Chef, and I can’t find them anymore. Once I’ve lost or ruined the one I have, I don’t know what I’m going to do.

I’m very much looking forward to the docudramedy of the Trump presidency.

... as in “neighbor” or “weigh.”

I’m not sure how Netflix blocks VPN users. Would using your own VPN allow you to stream Netflix?

Uh, rum ham. Duh.