It’s... better. For me, at least, though I’m running an i7 and an overclocked 1080. It’s not what it feels like it should be, given how the game looks. I’m glad I can play it with no major issues, since I really love the game, but I’ve seen plenty of people on various forums saying they still get frame-rate drops and…

I mean, if we’re gonna get into it, Koopa Troopa’s been hurling the dried husks of his buddies’ carcasses around the race tracks since the 90's, so...

What also looks bad is misleading headlines.

The official announcement for these came through my inbox as I was writing the article: “These lovingly-crafted adaptations will remind long-time fans and introduce newcomers to what made the Blue Bomber such a popular and iconic character. Each game has been optimized for the mobile devices with adjustments to game…

I hate the steam interface more and more all of the time.I feel like their algorithms are so far off and they’re just trying to force feed me an endless stream of shit. It keeps suggesting farm simulator. I have specifically told their system at least 30 times I do not care about Farm Sims.

No thanks. I’m on board with the idea, but those are some ugly shoes.

When I was about his age I’d go to Toys R’Us after school to play Goldeneye on their display N64.

I guess they should have...tossed the idea.

Hate to tell you this, Nathan, but the game “oneshot” doesn’t exist. No record anywhere of it or the publisher. We think you might locked in an alternative reality, Nathan. So if you’re reading this, please try to get back to us here. We want to help. You’ve been referencing something called a “Trump” and claiming…

“Growing up with black community” is the new “I’m not racist, I have black friends”.

Are we really doing this? Ah what the hell I’ll take you at your word that it’s meant in good spirit and play along.

Nope. It’s through Bioware’s site which is your EA account. Only reason I’ve never bought it on PC since the dlc never goes on sale and there’s no bundle.

Nope. It’s through Bioware’s site which is your EA account. Only reason I’ve never bought it on PC since the dlc…

That shotgun....

If the end result is less shrill shrieking on the internet, good.

What? also. Why?

you do not ever need to play the first game.

Announcers on Japanese TV all conform to certain voice types and speech patterns. And those never changed since the invention of radio.

I see where you’re coming from but at the same time running back and forth to turn in quest and such is a quick way for me to get bored. Unless I’m taking different routes its literally the same trek back and forth.

I can see it just fine. Try: