I am siding with the school on this one. It is not a public school - it is a private school with membership.

Any 911. Literally perfection, and you can “clock” the guages on the older ones to make them point up at operating temp for racing.

I just want to know if I can pay extra to have the colour of the word “break” match the sport chrono dial.

To correct this error, Porsche will need to keep your car for a week. They will need to pull the motor and dash out, then special-order tiny plastic parts from Germany that costs $300. When owners pick their cars up, they will notice a rattle from the dash and a new leak in the driver’s floor.

The irony of Jalopnik pointing out Porsche’s spelling error is delicious.

Alfa Romeo 4C. I love this car. It looks absolutely stunning, has amazing driving dynamics, and has an Italian pedigree. It is by all accounts, a special car. There was one for sale in town that I could’ve pulled the trigger on. It was a beautiful pearl-white, lots of carbon fibre, and low miles. I was sorely tempted.…

Def the Alfa Romeo Giulia. So pretty. Such a massive POS.

The Maserati Gan Turismo. Not sure why I have such an affinity towards one, but the car looks good, sound absolutely fantastic. You can get it shockingly dirt cheap, like look how cheap they are, low mileage! But I would never own one.

Wouldnt get a car. I would get a sailing yacht with an electric motor and enough solar panels to keep it powered when I had to use it and the batteries powering the electrics especially the watermaker. With ample supply of fishing gear.

Already sold out to “collectors" who will never drive it.

2008 Alfa 8c. Looks brand new today, in ‘08 or years before it’s introduction. Will look “new” a decade from now is best guess (other than the interior’s lack of screens throughout!)

While this isn’t a particularly inventive suggestion, I can’t help the fact that my knees still get weak some 30 years later when I see a first-gen Acura NSX in person. My friends all had posters of Lamborghinis, Ferraris, and Porches on my wall, but for me it was this all day long. To me, it’s simple, unfussy design…

Remember when Jalopnik actually wrote stories about how they tested vehicles instead of writing about how a Youtuber made a video about it? 

The Audi S6 that those Cannonball guys made look like a Taurus with all the police countermeasure junk in it.

Presuming I don’t have to pay for maintenance costs, G31 Alpina D5 Touring. Triple turbo diesel wagon goodness in what I would argue is the best-looking 5 series this side of the E39.

Is the Alfa Romeo 4C the most uncomfortable road car ever built? I assume not. But compared to everything else I’ve driven, it definitely is. Surely some of you have driven cars that make the 4C look like a Bentley in comparison. So let’s hear what they are down in the comments.

So the oil change tech, who probably applies dozens of these every single day that all have the same pre-entered generic message (other than the date and mileage, which is the only thing that changes), didn’t proofread the first 11. Hardly a crime against humanity. You’re trying really hard to make a major scandal out…

He didn’t say that Alston shouldn’t have been offended by it. He said that once the error was discovered, it was remedied with termination of the responsible employee, and as the tampering of the machine occurred after hours, it’s not something that would be expected, and hence not something that would be looked-for.…

“I think somebody should have looked into this and seen it before it happened, seen it before any customer got treated in this manner that day,” Alston told the outlet.

I especially liked when it was cruising by in silent mode, and I could hear the clangs and clacks of it driving over metal strips and manhole covers in the garage.