It really needs to be prosecuted as such.

For the uninitiated,swatting is a harassment tactic low level form of attempted murder by cop. 

It was beautiful! He finally killed it and went to bed peacefully!

Go back to Barstool

according to Comscore, nobody. fun fact: more people [‘unique visitors’] read Timothy Burke over the months of March and April 2018 than read all of barstoolsports.com, according to Comscore. 

... the AV Club didn’t do that. Different company. Different people. Do you even know what site you’re on right now?

You know, some people also didn’t like The Last Jedi because it’s a structurally questionable movie with some bad writing and underdeveloped (or underused) characters.

No offense, but maybe the title should have been:

You’re going to get a great Christmas gift from the folks over at Kinja Deals.

Remember folks, doxxing is bad unless it’s done against people you disagree with.

Outside of some occasionally terrible camera action, Spider-Man 2's web slinging was absolutely sublime. It elevated what to me was only a pretty good game to something unforgettable. Not only was it easy to feel like Spidey right off the bat, if you practiced all the different maneuvers and abilities you could pull…

I feel like Spiderman 2:the movie game was the pinnacle of all the spiderman games I ever played...

They’re just trying to create a pavlovian effect in your brain so that you eroticize violence. It’s no big deal.

Also they definitely said this to keep Jason from scooping it

It’s nothing like Destiny so no idea what in the world you’re talking about or why you’re going on a rant. Its like you didn’t even attempt to read the article.

Jezebel: “NO SHIT!”

“Deadspin has reached out to Mike Litoris for additional comment but he couldn’t be found.” 

God fucking sports reporters. Yeah, just keep asking asinine fucking questions when it’s abundantly clear he’s not talking and just wants you to read the signs.

I love how he showed the “You aren’t listening” sign again after being asked if he was going to say anything. Get the message now, reporter?

I’m still so annoyed that name is fucking Tennys. Apologize for that shit.