$45-50k ain’t gonna get you much in NYC, my friend. that’s a ceiling in a basement.

i felt bad about this, but then i read the therapy dog thing and now i feel less bad. talk about embracing your brand.

most days i want to dick around and do nothing, so i think i’ll just follow your advice and do that. “killing time” is an accurate job description for 75% of professions in america. 

well, at least it’s the best two players in both finals. nadal and djokovic will be 1-2 after their match, osaka and kvitova will be the same after theirs. and yeah, the 2012 men’s final might be the greatest match ever played.

the fun is always in the chase. also final fantasy xv sucked after years of waiting for that.

belichick was a top-tier defensive coordinator for those dominant giants teams in the late 80s. he struggled with the browns, for sure, but it’s not like he came from nothing. ultimately, bill and tom need each other — it’s not a one or the other thing. not to oversimplify basketball, but phil’s situation was much…

jeter is the only player from the 2020 class that i can realistically see getting in. i’m pretty confident walker will get a big push, too. at least one of bonds, clemens, and schilling should get in, but they’ll probably have to wait until year 10 knowing the douchenozzles who are voting.

she plays like she’s pissed off at the ball. it’s awesome. that forehand is absolutely ferocious.

not feeling it, sadly. for an album about finally embracing life and love, he sounds sedated for half the runtime.

Alexandria, Dennis. Alexandria.

He’s already had such an amazing run — dismantling a Wimbledon finalist in Anderson like he did is already a great accomplishment — but I hope he can pull off the miracle against Nadal. Most exciting guy to come along for men’s tennis in America in a while, and much more fun to watch than someone like Isner. Would…

Well at least they haven’t had any of the women in this current generation give birth to a hand

Context is harder to acknowledge when you get paid to remember it

There were some pretty decent rain delays yesterday, too. Didn’t help. Could’ve feasibly moved them to another court if they had been dried sooner.

tfw you pivot to destiny then realize people are already tired of destiny. i’m sure it’ll become a battle royale game next.

A bunch of QBs got hurt this year. Wentz, Rodgers, Alex Smith broke his leg, Tyrod, Dalton, Mariota, Garroppolo, Newton, etc. That’s a quarter of the season’s starters right there. Doesn’t help that coaches will more than likely want Kyler to use his legs once he hits the league. I think it’s a bigger risk than you’re…

Do you find your ability to enjoy games is lessened when your job asks you to think about them critically?

as an everton fan, thank you for cursing them for the rest of the year

Greed aside, flipping Porcello or, to a lesser extent, Bradley for bullpen depth is far from an insane move. Boston has depth across the board but you can never have too many good relievers in the modern MLB.

If Edgar doesn’t get in now, I’m rioting, and I’ve never even been to Seattle