he’ll definitely be as good as deulofeu 

if we can get it to be prosecuted as attempted murder within the next 5 years, i will have a little more hope in humanity 

pepe le pew way higher than expected for a progressive site like this

FUCK [runs and buys powerball ticket]

okay this is great but it’s still kinda funny how he was like “hard liberals are too mean to me” and he wound up quoted in an article roasting him and other 15-year olds

or a guy who, by being made to apologize for his own public comments, has somehow been unfairly victimized by a liberal outrage machine

that’s based on social media interactions. if you had a clue about how media companies make money, you’d realize that’s worth next to nothing in revenue. all it means is that they’ve done well to cultivate a group of edgelord illiterate toadies that follow whatever they do. which is why they try to sell you t-shirts…

it’s always cute when they pretend they’re actually bigger than a big-boy media company

i think he just wants a lot of money

the kinja curse strikes again

there was only ever going to be one option for #1

Fuck the electoral college, too.

the thing that goes unsaid in all these media outlets unionizing is that 95% of the writers within them are wholly replaceable. deep down, they all know it. there’ll always be another j-school student there to replace them if they get shitcanned for getting on the boss’ bad side. it’s fucked, it’s cowardly, but i can…

The Last Jedi sucked. The people trying to make this remake are laughable imbeciles. I believe both, and both can be true at once.

literally millions, if i had to guess based on what i’ve heard from media buddies who know e-commerce. obviously they do a ton of shilling but i’d venture to say they’re the single most valuable team in GMG, especially since no gawker site does subscriptions

the sunk cost fallacy is a hell of a drug, ain’t it

With the sheer amount of cloud infrastructure Google and Amazon are sitting on, it would make perfect sense for them to jump into gaming if and when this hyped-up shift away from physical console hardware happens. There’s too much money to be had for them not to. My guess is they’re banking on 5G tech to help make…

heavens to betsy! politics are entertainment now, yes. 

eventually we’re all going to realize that we need each other to not completely disintegrate. in the meantime this should at least be entertaining

You see, it’s funny, because you guys get to make fun of the media circus around LeBron, but still get to cash in on the traffic that circus generates