tom brady and the rest of this evil fucking team have brought my family and I intense levels of joy and camaraderie for the past 17 years. even in the bad parts — you need the helmet catch to make shit like this feel better. we also voted for hillary! i like tom just fine.

[nelson muntz ha-ha]

yeah but specifically lashing out at uber was still weird though

You’d have a ball with the publishing industry then. Guessing Gawker staffers can tell you about the dangers of tying metrics to performance reviews

yep, it’s bad. like most of FFXV, it’s a clever idea bungled in execution.

semi-related thing that i feel like people aren’t talking about enough: this thing gets so much better in the post-game. i know it’s ridiculous to say, “just beat the story, and you’ll like it,” but once the capital-g Game ends it turns into…

you know who else felt “very strongly about promoting ideals?”

nice

+1 post-Hamilton plea on stage

(Nelson voice) ha ha!

they’re turning on each other

wow, all those progressive football guys i met throughout high school and college would’ve made me think someone like bill wouldn’t be a complete jackass

Being an Everton fan really, really sucks

this makes no sense. but it’s the patriots and the browns, so I have no choice but to trust that the universe will sort itself out one way or another.

he is, and so is papi, and so is clemens, and so is a-rod

he is, and so is papi, and so is clemens, and so is a-rod

I want the option

A+ post, thank you

all of these memes need more arthur. i demand the fist of the angry cartoon aardvark

soccer’s great, man.

yeah portugal played cynical football but what the fuck else are you going to do when you’ve got CR7 and that’s it. you’d be a moron to “go after” teams with nani (let alone eder) leading your line. it’s like you people have never played FIFA before. blame UEFA for the format that allowed them on…