There was a time I was dating three Johns…

Ditto.

I second that. Imagine, pubes everywhere
the horror, the horror

Speaking as a European, I can also confirm this.

Ok, let's see, good diet, check; youth, not old so, check; sexual activity, now here's the rub. If you mean sexual activity where more than one person is involved, we got a problem, I don't do that every day but, if you actually mean masturbation, huzzah!
I knew wanking would pay up one day…

Wait what?! Masturbation is like doing sports?
Can anyone confirm this?
(plsplsplspls god make it be true)

What's a cis lesbian?

Seriously now, lol, I used to be married to a twink. We were great friends and he was super gay and he was taking me dancing and shopping and everything was fine until, one rainy November evening, he decided - go figure why - that he needed to stick his <insert fav="" name="" for="" phallus=""> in my <insert fav=""…

As long as I'm not on wiping the loads duty, knock yerself out.
No kids though, no dogs and, ah yes, I'm gonna need you to sign that teensy-weensy prenup here….
there, done and done

Arrite. Setting a date then. *checks calendar* is April ok?

Mutual loathing of musicals may not sound like reasons enough to be joined in holy matrimony, but it's a good start!
What else you got?

Ahahahahahahaha…. yuck…..ahahahahaha

Sat through hours and hours of anime. Successfully created the impression that I might be interested in the genre, then barfed and wasted all that effort…

Another musical theater-hating woman here.
Few exceptions include The Producers and Little Shop of Horrors.

Once I met two transgender brothers (sisters? not sure if this is the correct term, anywho, they had boobs upstairs and dicks downstairs). They had 4 older siblings.

Ok, that's a bit sciency for me, who's being altruistic in this case?

Yes!!!

My significant other believes that homosexuality in men is a matter of choice because if it were otherwise, evolution would have eliminated a trait that works counter to reproduction. Until recently I didn't have another theory to counter that but then I came across this article which suggested that, genetically, gay…

Didn't Congress rename it "Freedom Sex" in one of their rare decisive moments?

Still one of my top 5 movies ever
'nuff said