Am I the only one who cried inside when the glass flew everywhere?

@ObiHaiv: My family used to have a pool (before I moved) and it was not that expensive. We definitely would not have sprung for this.

The website I saw this story on claimed the Pony was a sex toy.

First thought: "Obligatory bokeh at the beginning. Nice one IKEA."

@92BuickLeSabre: I thought it was mildly amusing.

I'm not seeing any video at any of the sources listed at the end of the article... can you post a link in the article directly to the video?

@Crisss1205: I can tell you without a doubt that that website does not work. I have my old FiOS WEP key and SSID written down... when I tried to use the website you posted it returned the wrong key. Sorry.

Is it just me, or are there some not-so-subtle pedophile undertones going on here?

@92BuickLeSabre: And I haven't even seen it once! What a dick...

All that water cannot be good for that guitar.

I didn't even need this. Of course he felt like shit... Who wouldn't?

@Zinger314: EVERYTHING is subject to Rule 34.

@SEDAGIVE?!: Actually I think you may be right, it seems as though they're opting for an apple-esque 30-pin connector port instead of USB.

Look at the placard on the back of the camera... What does the FDA have to do with this?

@SEDAGIVE?!: Where'd you see that there wasn't going to be any USB?

@Shadowlayer: Technically, the answer to your question is: Yes, webOS can run on other devices.

@Clixx13: Go to Vanderbilt, get a dorm, and the proceed to have a creepy dude sneak up on you while you're locking your door. Then try and say you've never seen a key break.

I cannot stress enough how much focus needs to be placed on the hardware. As far as I'm concerned, webOS 1.4.5 is already the best mobile OS on the market, so webOS 2.0 is of little concern to me.

@Enochrewt: I have to shout it from the rooftops because people just don't get it.

Damn it, I just had this idea the other day! Almost every time I come up with a brilliant idea, someone's already thought of it before me.