[Pete Carroll rubs chin]

im kind of confused. what does this have to do with bill simmons

I honestly for all I complain of losses and seeming lapses in effort really ever complain about my favorite professional sports team. Every year I get to watch deep runs and if they don’t all result in championships, they ate still enjoyable and the team is filled with such quality guys. It really is a golden age for…

Sorry, no. Fuck the Blackhawks and fuck the entire sewer of a fan base.

When the Red Sox struggle, all is right in the world.

Presented without comment:

“uhhhh....... 9/11?”

Before we judge him too harshly, what was his 40 time?

“We Are. ASSHOLES.”

Tyler Freaking Johnson. Go Bolts.

When asked for comment, Mayweather said he didn’t understand what all the fuss was about — he’s completely comfortable fighting someone who can’t punch back.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Motherfucking internet lawyer.

Good thing there is no way Floyd will ever find out what his son said about him.

He’s coming for your bases, all of them.

This is the most Atlanta sports moment ever.

Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say that it’s fine if women want to focus on this aspect of La’el Collins’ life. I GET THAT. AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT. But at the end of the day, I’m a football fan, and we want to see great players be great and that’s what I’m concerned with.

damn greg did he fuck your bitch or what?

How did you miss Lorenzo Cain as ‘The Great Cornholio’?