wingz4eva 1 - econdave 0

Fan: You're a terrible football player, DeSean!

How awesome would it have been if he just kept running? Off the field, out of the stadium...into our hearts?

Considering the other guy was still moving, I don't see why Holt was hit with a charge.

I honestly do not understand the hate going around. Yes, he is injured a lot but he is still a good looking dude. The type that I would let my daughter date. Hell, I would probably do him if I could. I mean I may not be a catch for many of 'em but I do have a great physique a la Patrick Duffy.

My stepdad, for one, is super excited to hear about a Mexican losing his job to a middle-aged white guy.

Of course they didn't quarantine the Blues. If St Louis-area authorities are going to try to quarantine anybody, it's going to be the blacks.

Rebuttal:

BREAKING: The Royals won by 10 and the game was over by its midpoint.

Michael Irvin also found himself in the nosebleeds last night, although his tickets were considerably closer to the field.

I mean, Rovell is at least right that Cigar City is the best brewery in the country.

He finally got called up.