I think he’s taking his suck-up alliance with Mayweather a little too seriously.

Somewhere, in a dimly-lit dive bar, where the jukebox never stops and the air is mephitic and the small, cathode ray TV silently displays Sportscenter, David Wells closes his eyes and shakes his head in disgust.

Get this shit out of my face

Yet another reason why I’m entertained by the right-wing pathos that confuses genuine acceptance with the “sure, you’re wholesale-tolerated as long as you conform completely to OUR WAYS” rhetoric.

This joke isn’t good and you should feel bad.

You’re better than this.

So, what you’re saying is: don’t give up, kid

Exactly

Is it because I outed myself as a Cards fan? Because I’m the most objective, non-insufferable one you’ll find frequenting this site.

What did I do to forever be held in the captivity of the gray comments?

Are there anymore jai alai courts in the Tampa Bay area?

+1 rhythmic clapping

As a Rams fan, this is Christmas; vindication for holding such a bitter grudge all these year while others minimized the effect tit had on the outcome.

Police said they felt “pretty confident” in engaging the suspect upon seeing him holding a knife and not a bag of Skittles.

M-I-Z :(

I’m not saying I agree, but it appears the Dbacks did not find Hernandez’s actions after the throw to be sincere. They must view him as inhuman to never have a reason to miss his spot accidentally.

“Say hey kid, Say hey kid, Say hey kid, Hey kid! Come play dead” - Death Grips, rap group and prophetic wizards

Wouldn’t it funnier to fire him into any direction other than the sun?

Sure looked like he whiffed with his other stick

That screenfreeze is perfect