The fact that it was barely satire tho.

If it turns out that Blake has hand cancer, we’ll know for sure.

+1 Mengele

This is pretty much on par with daily life in the Manning household.

Worst part though was the kid who got hit was also the kid who got punished.

I like how the ref doesn’t really give a shit. I’m sure he knows the kids are related, so he’s like, this is dad’s problem, not mine.

But doesn’t that hurt him at the same time?

This is like watching The One starring Jet Li. Only significantly better.

The one on the right has a bright future in soccer.

I was really touched by the pain and grief on that child’s face right before he hits his brother in the balls.

You know when I started straight up loving Lebron James? It was his senior year of high school, when it was already clear he was going pro, and he was driving a brand new Hummer to school every day. A reporter asked what I think he (the reporter) honestly believed was a tough and hard hitting question about how a poor…

The funny thing is, if you want to get on Cam for collegiate indiscretions, there’s one that actually reflects somewhat poorly on his character: he only was only at this junior college because he managed to get kicked off the Florida team for stealing a laptop.

That’s call capitalism. America’s built on that. Cam Newton is what’s great about America.

I’m genuinely shocked no one used the term “uppity” to describe him.

If nothing else, he seems like a pretty good candidate to accidentally blow himself up. So there's that.

Like John Wick.

I know this sounds pathetic, but I actually had to unclench my teeth while reading this. We had some frighteningly, horrible neighbors for about two years. I won’t bore you with the details, but they would start their awfulness around 11pm and it would last until around 6am in the morning. Every day, day after day.…

I think ole Jim is living on borrowed time. I’m surprised one of his neighbours have not sought out a Second Amendment solution. These people have the patience of Job.

“Their black Labrador retriever was found slain in a ditch 15 miles from their home.”