Recovering heroin addict here (1 year clean).

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

I used to think this was a clever meme, but then I realized there’s no actual contradiction at all. The Right just wants black ppl to shut the fuck up and take their oppression.

I have some words of advice to give to the horse. In times like this, look to the words of the wise prophet Soulja Boy and “Superman that hoe”.

You’re a good submissive. Cops love you.

Charlie Pierce on all this ESPN nonsense and newspapering and what not is so fantastic and I’m bitter we didn’t run it. Go check it out. [SI]

To Protect and Support

Nah previous statement stands. If you come to the bottom of an article about the rescue work of animals in SF and post that an animal deserves to die a slow, agonizing death solely because it existed in the first place, you’re an asshole and most likely also a troll. My only regret is that asmallcat replied to you and…

Wow fuck you.

I blame the government. Who expects old white people in Florida to comprehend intersectionality?

I call this porno: “THE NORMAN D INVASION”

Wow, the guy really will do anything to avoid writing new pages of Game of Thrones.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

Russell Wilson’s D also really resents Russell Wilson, said myself and a dozen other people about to make the same joke.

You wouldn’t really expect to see a big cat blowing a dog whistle.

I think where white people get mixed up is what they’re supposed to FEEL about their privilege. They (we) too often assume it’s guilt or remorse that’s required. When, in reality, it’s kindness and civility and fairness. And most importantly sometimes, it requires outrage for a plight that’s not your own.

I appreciate that the driver of the white car put his right turn signal on before chasing after the truck. Gotta respect the rules of the road.

I AM, in fact, an irritable dad with a law degree, Samer. How did you DO that?