Laurel.

Absolutely gutted by this. Midnight Organ Fight dropped during a genuinely dire part of my life. It meant—and means—a lot to me.

Solidarity.

You’re a shitty person.

Stan Van Gundy always looks like he’s about to ask to speak to the manager at a Buffalo Wild Wings

If you’d asked me a year ago whether Twitter or Reddit would be doing a better job banning Nazis, MRAs, and assorted chuds, well...

on the plus side, we all have 280 now, so Jason Kessler can write the 14 Words like a bunch of times

I’m not saying that Kerr/Pop would be the best ticket for 2020.

I do think that we could do a lot worse.

You are, in fact, demonstrably *not* as pro-union as anybody. Cheers!

They really shouldn’t have let Extra From a Guy Ritchie Movie buy a football team.

I’ve never appeared before Chhabria, but some of my colleagues have. He’s...not well liked. Very smart guy, but arrogant and, sometimes, hasty.

Considering that you lost you son, Andy Jr., to gun violence, I’d think you’d be a little less phlegmatic about this cache of weapons.

The dude he flipped off is a MAGA choad. Mr. Met deserves better than this!

Jinger? Fuck me, these people are monsters.

I live in Oakland. On one hand, fuck ‘em. Let some other city blow good money on a stadium.

He owned the boat and was present. In many jurisdictions (don’t know specifically about Florida), if you knowingly let someone use your vehicle, you’re on the hook for any damage they do. That’s one reason why potential insurers will often ask you “no seriously, is anyone else going to use this car?”

Should have omitted the “fuckin’”. Simplify, simplify.

“The weirdest part of this statement is that even if this is true, it’s still a reasonable way to handle things! It’s called “having a reputation” or “prior offenses” and it’s an accepted and approved part of the legal system.”

This is the way the world ends

“you read Deadspin and are statistically most likely to be an irritable dad with a law degree”