It’s amusing how blatantly they’re a ripoff of The Descendents.

- literally the most unassuming exterior possible; to the untrained eye, it looks like every other ex-cop-duty B-body on the planet.

Haha yes it looks very Synyster.

I just can’t even figure out how Icon does it. They charge sooooooo much freaking money for something that in the end just looks like a stock whatever driving down the road. The build quality and attention to detail is out of this World, but it’s spent on things that 99.9999997% of the population would never notice.…

that matte/satin black makes this look like it came from 2007 and wants to desperately talk to you about Avenged Sevenfold. :(

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Meh, vinyl peels right off.

RAMP THAT SHIT

Jawsome!

“The single worst thing that has ever happened to an Armenian”

Trail of Tear Rated

Wait, why does the Joker have a tattoo of Florida next to his eye?

Don’t bring Jamie Nelson into this.

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RIP Jamie Nelson

The other drivers he ran into:

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

Ooooh, Family Guy.