You could also run it off a pier at high speed :P donate it to the military and test it on the new launch system on the aircraft carrier :P

Clearly, Luda did not Get Out The Way.

That’s too bad. I always thought the Viper was very unique.

Speed trap warning?

Russia can swing its dick all it wants but I don’t see anyone in Siberia eating a S’mores pizza after coming home from a job that involves selling people non-essential horsepower upgrades for already non-essential purely recreational vehicles.

‘Merica.

You can try, but you’ll never beat the 4th Law of Thermodynamics.

Boost in. Apex seals out.

Watching this shit storm approaching, it makes me sit back and desperatly wish things between the Rusisans and the US were different.
this would be the PERFECT team building exercise. Russia sweeps from the west, we hit them from the east, the Kurds from the north, everyone meet in the middle and party when the…

So when does the Archduke of Austria-Hungary get assassinated?

SPACE SHARKS!

Just when you thought it was safe to depend on our air power. The F-35 is back! And this time it’s slightly more functional than ever!

So, as far as political tensions go, how does “Broiling” compare with “Baking”, “Frying”, or “Boiling”? Can I get a remake of the old terror threat level chart, but with cooking methods instead?

We all know that my first incarnation traded identities with an Elvis impersonator, lived his life as an Elvis impersonator, and then broke his hip and ended up fighting a mummy with JFK, who is now black, at a nursing home.

I imagine the family picture has everyone wearing khaki’s and matching sweaters.

International Harvester all the way. I’ll be buyin’ em ‘til they go out of–

It’s like a Hollywood Blockbuster Sequel, done concurrence style.