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Which is saying something, considering Florida is governed by Literally Voldemort.

But first, please unburden yourself of the incompetent idiots running the Wisconsin Democratic Party. Walker has no right to have been elected THREE TIMES.

They think it focuses on lazy nithugs and welfare queens wanting handouts out of the pockets of hardworking white people instead of just going out and getting a job. We solved discrimination back in the 70s, now it’s their fault.

Your face is fake.

You never complain about the plot or writing of your favorite scripted television show? You must be very boring.

Hey, how’s 1997 going? In a few years, insist as loudly as you can on the vote recount in Florida getting finished and make sure everyone knows Osama bin Laden is determined to attack in the US, alright? Also, bet on the Broncos to win the Super Bowl. You’ll thank me later.

PSL are running Gloria La Riva in 2016. I think that counts.

That would be great, but the red states are a lot bluer and the blue states are a lot redder than they might appear from a binary map of presidential election results, and calling for a wholesale abandonment of women and minorities due to the accident of their geographic location is pretty fucking callous.

There’s even bad “authentic Mexican” in Phoenix, but Filiberto’s doesn’t sell crunchwraps.

A vegan, an atheist, a Crossfitter, and someone who lives in Austin walk into a bar...

Only one election?

They’re “paid in experience”, just like those unpaid internships in advertising or doing jobs “for the exposure”, right?

“Runnin’ through the 6-2, 1-6, 6-3 with my woes...”

And women.

“acornprincess” is a fitting name, considering the last organization that got this treatment from the Right.

I hear Condi Rice needs a job.

Even Kiermaier can’t get high enough to grab a ball off the catwalks.

Lita and AJ.

Even the comments aren’t explaining what’s with the puppies. You’re all useless, Kinja.