Even the comments aren’t explaining what’s with the puppies. You’re all useless, Kinja.

Because EDP445 got there first.

Buffalo Bill knows a bit about showing off some skins.

She was an enhancement jobber for Carmella’s debut last year who got over with the Full Sail crowd out of nowhere. She comes back from time to time. She’s still wrestling under her real name (Leva Bates) for Shine and elsewhere.

The “Revolution” is garbage because it’s entirely a vehicle for Steph to stroke her own ego, coherent storylines be damned.

Is Christian there with him?

Strrrrraight from the clearance rack!

“We want Sasha” was pretty close to a “book them better” chant, but TPTB in WWE aren’t going to get the right message, if the resulting announcing is any indication.

Boston PD knows all about threats from the moon.

At least he didn’t get surprised with a stolen-piss-soaked pregnancy test.

good lord

Consider yourself an aspirational millionaire asshole.

Why let the “good enough” be the enemy of making it better?

That would probably be an NCAA rules violation if he did that, anyway.

There were a whole lot of cross whites around them, too.

Should have brought a jetski instead

Athletics might lose out but the university will keep getting rich Chinese to send their kids there for full out-of-state tuition payments, so who cares about the financial hit from a settlement with a few students when you can keep hiring overpaid administrative staff?

China

Tasting sweaty butthole is so 2014, anyway.