Never forget.

Designated Litter, which is what any paper this “controversy” is printed on should end up as.

And, if like most people in Baltimore, you’re black, it’s one of several thousand.

What if he’s a baseball player and making more money than you’ll ever sniff in your life?

I hope your daughter marries a black man.

Why? Afraid they’re going to steal your girl by being less of an idiot?

Whole lot of people not even reading the article or listening to the audio.

Terry Mulholland did pretty much exactly the same play back in 1986.

Baseball playoffs pushing close to November isn’t great, either, especially for northern teams with outdoor stadiums.

Every year we get well into baseball season and I keep hearing about NBA and NHL playoff series and think to myself “Holy shit, that’s still going? It’s practically summer.” Baseball manages to compress a huge amount of playoff games into one month. Only having a maximum of two travel days per series really helps.

After seeing Brock Lesnar on SportsCenter, it looks like Daniel Bryan was feeling left out.

It’s not about getting a blowjob. It’s about a show of power. Whether or not it would ever end in a blowjob, the asshole guy’s acting out on his need to show that all women are good for is blowjobs.

Including pro wrestlers, if you consider Alberto del Rio.

How much revenue did your labor generate for your university versus what the athletes did?

As long as you're not this guy:

Obviously not, this bullshit is still very profitable and college athletes still aren't getting paid.