At least a 75 name tool.

Making his way through the Democratic Party machine in New York after railing against that kind of politics for years is reasonable?

For fuck's sake, shut the fuck up.

Are you a white male? Perhaps heterosexual?

Florida?

Dick Cheney in a poor disguise?

This is the best ongoing series since "Is Ariana Grande an adult baby?"

How is pizza more distinctive in Indiana than the pork tenderloin sandwich?

Wouldn't want to ruin anyone's weekend.

It's both. She couldn't accept her daughter's identity in life, and she can't accept it in death. She truly believes her daughter was male cursed by sin to think otherwise.

If the majority of the fanbase is driving across the bay in the first place and then having to pay $15+ to park once they get there, they might as well stay home and watch the game on TV.

Wonderful Christmastime is worse than getting mauled by a bear, but at least it's not fucking "Christmas Shoes"

The Ice Bucket Challenge was what everyone used to ignore "Hands Up, Don't Shoot" until it became so obviously unjust that even white people had to start paying attention.

After this verbal decimation, you are now TerrorBallz 4500.

The other 24,000 were just there to get drunk.

With selling like that, he's got a future in professional wrestling.

Parents, don't let your kids grow up to be cops.

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