Condoleezza Rice is nice, but I prefer A-Roni.

Jimmy John himself is pretty gross

#NotAllCardinalsFans amirite

Sounds like a good reason to eliminate owners. Bring on employee-owned sports teams.

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+1 catfish

There's a reason they sell several other things you can get as sides with combos. Those "natural-cut fries" they came out with a few years ago are slightly better, but not enough. The only downside is that baked potatoes, salads, and chili are really hard to eat while driving.

Northern Indiana is definitely Midwestern and what most people think of when they think of Indiana. Indianapolis is really on the edge.

Indiana is ranked a few steps too high. Everything south of I-70 might as well be upper Kentucky. The hills, the trees, the accents, and the attitudes are hardly Midwestern.

How in the world are you going to put a drink that's at least 50% overly sweetened milk and rank cafe cubano (which is pretty damn close to espresso) below drip? Vietnamese coffee belongs down there with all the other brownish milk and sugar drinks.

When it fell out of the glove. From MLB official rules section 8.05:

TOTO, I've a feeling we're not in Oakland anymore.

Cleveland vs Colorado would do nicely for that. Even if it's not snowing, it'll be cold.

What isn't charming? They all have quirky ground rules, unique field setups, and reminders of baseball's past.

We lost something with the passing of fashionable teal uniforms.

It's a convenient fiction to justify not paying them.

Wrigley and Fenway are the last of the jewel box parks. The Trop is the last of another storied style of ballpark no longer with us that included the Astrodome, Kingdome, Metrodome, and Stade Olympique.

The Trop, much like Wrigley Field and Fenway Park, is a charming relic from a bygone era.

When the inevitable hurricane comes to wash Davis Islands away, Jeter can use the kayak to evacuate.

I think that falls under "being hit by a car"