Far too comfortable given ESPN's behavior. I think it's more like

Native Americans have good reason to be suspicious of white people and their blankets.

This take is so hot it reheated the iced coffee I just made.

The drunks have to go somewhere after all the bars in Old Town close for the night.

RBI trot

Somehow he has 3 stolen bases this season.

Bacon: because people want their umami and MSG and dashi are scary for no good reason.

Star Control 2, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Fitting username.

If you look in the second picture, you can see some of the lights are out, especially on the second catwalk. It was dark enough to stop play while they waited for the lights to come back to full brightness.

They always let a kid announce the batters during the third inning.

"Hokey mathematics and new-fangled statistics are no match for good grit and hustle at your side, kid."

wOBA the Hutt

Maybe Smyly will be Andrew Friedman's next beneficiary from his deal with Satan after he somehow made Fernando Rodney a functionally reliable closer.

Dave Barry and Carl Hiaasen are south Florida's greatest gifts to the world.

Or Djibouti.

Blame the legacy of French colonialism and people not knowing French orthography. It would be spelled Wagadugu if the British had colonized that part of Africa.

Americans would rather watch a sport that's 60% commercials and 90% guaranteed to cause permanent long-term brain damage.

Of course he doesn't drive a car...

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