If you look in the second picture, you can see some of the lights are out, especially on the second catwalk. It was dark enough to stop play while they waited for the lights to come back to full brightness.

They always let a kid announce the batters during the third inning.

"Hokey mathematics and new-fangled statistics are no match for good grit and hustle at your side, kid."

wOBA the Hutt

Maybe Smyly will be Andrew Friedman's next beneficiary from his deal with Satan after he somehow made Fernando Rodney a functionally reliable closer.

Dave Barry and Carl Hiaasen are south Florida's greatest gifts to the world.

Or Djibouti.

Blame the legacy of French colonialism and people not knowing French orthography. It would be spelled Wagadugu if the British had colonized that part of Africa.

Americans would rather watch a sport that's 60% commercials and 90% guaranteed to cause permanent long-term brain damage.

Of course he doesn't drive a car...

whooooooosh

HEY GUYS IT'S JI

Is this an actual mascot or someone who got lost on the way to a furry convention?

needs more wedding ring

I think we found the identity of "the giver".

Thanks for not being part of my statement, or stupid.

Agreed from a baseball fan, although I can't for the life of me figure out why enough gridiron football fans won't shut up about how boring baseball is when their game is 90% people standing around and commercials. At least soccer has something actually happening on the field for most of the 90 minutes.

Yes, before ze Germans get here.

Why would it be anyone other than Dallas?

Not you. I thought the original post was a joke about inappropriate clothing being the "sport" referenced.