It's because cutting it diagonally gives you the maximum length for gooey melting cheese to to come out the side and hit your tongue first while you're taking a bite.

Y'all been trolled.

My impression of the Chase Field retractable roof is that it exists to make a grass field possible while also having games played in a climate-controlled environment. That they can open the roof for a few games when it's not 105 degrees out is an added advantage.

They replaced the FieldTurf with a newer AstroTurf field in 2011.

Why not stay outside a bit longer, in the sunshine and the grass

"We need to do something about players and concussions."

The one that immediately comes to mind for me is DMX's "Party Up (Up in Here)". You know it's there in a quarter of a second, tops.