Member Richard Seymour?

They let Asante go largely because he was unwilling to tackle.

“They’re still giving up the rest of his season for nothing a draft pick.”

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It’s like hating the Borg. Sure, they’re assholes, but they know how to come together and get things done.

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You’re assuming Jamie Collins has the locker room. I think this is pretty good evidence that he didn’t.

This is Belicheck basically casting him down with the sodomites. Like he was saying “here. go enjoy your winter in Cleveland, asshole.”

Ooh, ‘member randy moss?

They said Ivorian-Scot, not Rwandan-Scot.

In related news, the man for whom Williams was holding the weed got blown up in Philly last night. His house did not survive the blast.

Title Nein

Finally, the moment my stupid Kinja handle has been waiting for.

@Nine Bill Muellers: I am whelmed.

@Nine Bill Muellers: Outstanding. You're absolutely right. In fact, I think the last time I looked it up (possibly because this exact argument came up), it had two definitions listed. The first was the correct (traditional) one, and the second was the common usage today. I was confounded by this, because I was…

@Nine Bill Muellers: Irregardless, I like how it's used in this instance.

@Nine Bill Muellers: Nonplussed would be the opposite of plussed which is the opposite of minused which is a misspelled synonym of subtracted. I think your wrong.

@Nine Bill Muellers: THANK YOU. That drives me crazy.

@Nine Bill Muellers: Did you notice that when you were perusing the story?

At what point are the dictionaries just going to give up and admit that "nonplussed" now means, in ordinary usage, exactly the opposite of what they say it means?