Why the NBA equivalent when the real Cleveland Browns are an option.

LaVar just voluntarily shipped half his family to Lithuania. Portland isn’t remote enough. Maybe Mongolian powerhouse Hovd Shonkhoruud?

Lonzo knows who he really answers to, and it isn’t the Lakers. If I were the Lakers, I’d ship him to some place like Portland just to annoy LaVar.

Why had you been rolling your eyes at earlier criticisms of Lavar?

I’m not sure how you’re getting that from what I’m saying. I literally never said he was a victim. I never mentioned anything about him being “dirty”, I never said he was a victim, he clearly isn’t. You can continue to project that bullshit onto me if you want though, get those stars. I did watch it. And when I…

I never said anything about his “reputation” or that the refs are “picking on him.” I get it, he’s a white dude that is dirty/gritty depending on who you ask, and this is a questionable play. He was clearly trying to wrap him up. If Delly is stronger, Beal doesn’t start to break that wrap, it’s a hug, and just a…

Alarming... So you’re saying he got his bell rung.

I’m assuming you’re not new to politics, but you certainly sound like it. There isn’t a more narcissistic group of people in the world than politicians on the national level. Do you think Hillary didn’t think a lot about herself becoming President, and in a way making it about herself? It’s part of the process. Some…

So it sounds like women need to become better at directing... Why would a studio sacrifice quality in favor of a preferred genitalia?

............they’ve been pushin’ Jessie for years now....

Considering they’ve always played in the same conference, that’s not surprising.

So she admits that she’s nowhere near as good as any of the other players who earned their place? So who exactly is getting special treatment here?

So she admits she’s maybe just an above-average player and is just doing her thing the way she wants to do it. Sounds like the outraged anti-feminists contributed greatly to her fame with the Streisand effect.

I find Chastain insufferable.

Am I a jerk for still being nostalgic for the years when you went to Deadspin and there were posts relevant to games happening that day or during real time, and you weren’t just scrolling through ads to get to something like this? I know I sound like a jerk but dammit. I want to.... make America pre-2016 again. I’m…

We get it Emma, you love Serena. How many more of the same articles about tennis can you write about her?

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

He didn’t “make her” do anything. Actresses have the ability to pick and choose the roles they play.

Really? I’d bet it’s pretty easy to find out if it’s true that the Weinsteins started funding the movie before filming even began. Also, I imagine there was a script for the movie so she would have known her character was going to be attacked?

I believe MacGowan was raped and has been victimized.