So cant wait to see this! It is the reversal of Children of the Corn LOL!

I’d be more embarrassed to claim that the comment was an attempt at a joke in response to the article than to admit to not having read the article before commenting - in part because of how unconvincing a defense it is.

It’s best to actually read articles before commenting on them.

Is your mom’s boyfriend Delonte West?

Sage Northcutt is closing out 2017 with a bang.

2016: I’m the worst year ever.

Sure his efficiency rating might be good, but he’s never gonna catch Shawn Kemp’s career statistics.

Gideon vs Wainwright established just this regarding constitutional guarantees of equal protection regardless of means. That’s law school 101. Of course that is specific to trials, but this is a new thing that didn’t exist in 1963 when the Supreme Court rendered that judgement. Many feel it applies here as well, as…

You seem hung up on something not relevant here. My original point simply asked how is this lawful? Several cases have in fact been won only to be overturned on appeal regarding inmates paying for their incarceration. So it’s obvious that legal opinion isn’t settled here. This is new, as it has introduced a two tier…

Right. Like Fallon is the out-of-touch one in this scenario...

I’m not just a prosecutor...

If you look at TMZ cited by this piece (can’t believe I’m referencing that), Stallone’s lawyer said “Stallone WILL file a complaint requesting she be investigated for filing a false police report.”

Which is not quite the same thing as Stallone being a personal prosecutor of some kind 

Dude, that’s what I’m asking. I don’t know! Aren’t we entitled to equal protection of the law? Wouldn’t that apply to enforcement and punishment too? I don’t know, but it fucking stinks.

Which is what he should do if he’s innocent.

Not even Judge Dredd?

yeah but....it would be funny if he thought he was a prosecutor because he may have played one in TV/Movies like Ray-Guns thought he was acting the part of the President.

Not that this is the best place to say it, but it’s amazing to me that the American puritanical revival is coming from the political left. Wild stuff.

Jimmy Fallon is my pretend husband and I will not accept any bad talk about my man! I am a huge lifelong SNL junkie. He’s been one of my all-time faves. I just got to the age where I like late night talk shows recently and he’s perfect to me. He genuinely seems like a good guy.

“That’s right! Can’t kill me, motherfuckers!” As far as I’m concerned, this was the film that established Samuel L. Jackson’s persona. Well, this, and Pulp Fiction.

“When I’m down I get real down when I’m high I don’t come down.” To be fair this has all the fixings of your “Worst songs” post.