This is a legitimate question though

They made that movie more than twenty years ago.

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Lol, notice the name of the female lead:

What ‘behavior’ goes back to at least 1979? He’s been married to his wife for 20 years now. She was of legal age when they started having an affair and she was not his adoptd daughter. So what is his behavior dating back to the seventies?

So, dark haired guy gets out of prison and teams up with blonde haired guy, including the parole hearing at the beginning. One of them eats in every scene (this time it’s the dark haired guy!). That’s refreshingly original. But don’t call it a remake, it’s a reboot!!

I don’t know what they are thinking, but after the last movie where they replaced gentlemen people with lady people and thought that was smart enough to guarantee a hit, they were pretty disappointed. It turned out that you actually need to tell a funny story to make it a success. So I guess they’re just hoping not to…

Google ‘female orgasm’. Yeah, right, big taboo.

I’m sorry most women find you a bit repulsive.

Have you ever had to ‘perform’ knowing that your performance will be judged by her (and maybe her friends) afterwards?

“I’ve got 15 problems and the bitch be gone!”

Like lacking the skills to navigate consent efficiently

Yes , because some women in some situations in western societies or many women in some countries aren’t equal to men in all situations, no woman can ever be equal to a man in any situation. Makes perfect sense, sparky!

Clearly, she was absolutely clueless, the innocent virgin, entrapped by the violent pervert, ready to ravishing this naive girl:

“The (especially young) female experience”? Like having shitty yet consensual sex with a man in his thirties with no strings attached? What is it with young women? Can’t they have sex with guys their age that they find visually attractive? The horror!

A man and a woman in a western society meet and agree to have sex. She isn’t in any way, shape or form powerless and he holds no power over her whatsoever. It’s a hookup between two equals. Stop rationalizing double standards by trotting out the ‘ole power imbalance narrative and rambling about ‘black history month’…

Yes, they get to become French citizens. Nobody with half a brain would say that France has no immigration policy.

Wait, one night stands are for women only you say? Calling someone clingy is for women only you say? Hmm...

Here are some parts I didn’t miss:

The not so subtle body shaming (because she had no idea how he would look like when she met him and he was wearing clothes, right):

Looking at him like that, so awkwardly bent, his belly thick and soft and covered with hair, Margot recoiled. But the thought of what it would take to…

You missed the part where a 20 yo consents to have sex with a 30 yo, so what#s your point? You also never met a woman who keeps texting you afterwards just because she doesn’t know the meaning of ‘ one night stand’. Yes, those exist as well. That doesn’t make her a misandrist, just clingy.