I am a bad person and you are a good person. Great, the best person really. You won at morality and are in no way hypocritical, nor did you start this whole mess. Good bye.

Reread my post. You’re misreading me. I repeated many times that I didn’t think Breath of the Wild was a bad game. It’s one of the best I’ve ever played. This is a minor flaw, but it IS a flaw. My focus on it was only because that was the subject of my post, not because I’ve tied my stomach up in knots and wrung…

I just realized that you view disliking this puzzle as evidence of nothing less than a moral failing on my part. Whatever...

I meant what I said, you’re learning an entirely different control scheme JUST for one puzzle. It’s a basic game design rule. The challenge should always be in the game, not the controls. I never got that angry at boss fights in the Souls series, just so you know. (There are exceptions to this. I did enjoy…

There’s no way a cute adorable mascot character would EVER be involved with a literal river of poo! NEVER EVER! NEVER!

Speaking for myself, that’s not it at all. I actually was one of the few that took the time to learn motion controls for the new Star Fox. I’m a huge Nintendo fan and give them a lot of leanway, but I’m willing to call out a flawed design when I see it.

Fair enough, but, but he doesn’t wander around in waste-high poo-water.

This was a game that constantly required me to recenter it. Like, every time I adjusted my position, in fact. This was annoying.

If you’re talking about Logical, that game had a lot more precise control (human hands) than the motion control digital versions. I enjoyed Logical as a kid. This wasn’t nearly as fun.

The solution to the movement problem is

The motion controls for aiming were great for “fine tuning” my shot. I used a combination of analog stick and motion control for that purpose, and it worked great.

It’s not even a criticism of the game. Good games can die in obscurity while another does well and it’s little more than the whims of fate that determine which is which. What they’re saying is, no matter how good the game may or may not have been, there was zero possibility it could dethrone Overwatch, because the…

Fair enough. I’m just sick of people SLANDERING Mario and Leonardo’s good name. They don’t live in the poop!

The issue is that Kotaku usually picks the worst possible PA comic for these things.

Actually weirdo correcting Snake, THAT’S a popular misconception. What you call the “sewer” is just the storm drainage system, for excess runoff to prevent flooding. The actual sewer lines are pipes too small for a human to actually crawl through. Mercifully, it is impossible for real life to put a person or…

It’s basically the same way Barbie’s joints work.

This section needs more Breath of the Wild, say I. R.

Oh, is that also how Japanese people spell wife?

This sort of AI cheating is fairly common across many genres. The bots in Perfect Dark (to give a rather dated example) were also notorious cheaters, even if you didn’t pick the “dark” difficulty for them. The trick is “hiding” the cheating as best as possible (much harder to do in fighting games) and (more…

Back in my day, waif meant discarded child, not bride.