Well thank GOD we are allowed to picnic!

my menopause is playing with my heart and soul. two months blood free and i’m yelling to the world: “IT’S OVER! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY I’M FREE AT LAST”...and then boom, it’s back. i shall bleed forever i guess (hangs head in resignation)...

Right. Butterflies.

It feels like someone tossed a cleaver into your lower abdomen from a relatively close distance and began twisting it clockwise, then counter-clockwise, along with the accompanying ever present fear that you’re leaving a trail of gore where ever you roam. 4 Advil? Don’t mind if I do!

Damn it! The cat’s out of the bag. We women have been trying to keep the splendor of menstruation secret. Periods are bliss!

...if the butterflies are armed with switchblades and the dandelion seeds are actually tiny grenades, then yes.

It looks like his whole face is squinting.

what the fuck

The Fifth Amendment of the platform, dedicated to “Protecting Human Life,” opposes the “use of public funds to perform or promote abortion or to fund organizations, like Planned Parenthood, so long as they provide or refer for elective abortions or sell fetal body parts rather than provide healthcare.”

The idea of an actual Trump presidency is so scary to me that I think at this point I like anyone else not on board.

I know! I still shudder every time I see him, can’t help it, but he pissed off a whole room of Republicans by asking them to vote their consciences. Odd how fast they understood this could not be an endorsement of Trump.

Ted Cruz may be Satan incarnate, but at least he is consistent, unlike all the other sellouts who endorsed the Trumpster fire against all the principles that they suppposedly stand for.

Jesus Christ on a cracker, isn’t this shit show done yet??

So, is your argument that the Left isn’t motivated by Hillary, or that Trump is better at motivating than Hillary? Because if you’re saying that Hillary can’t win without “Bernie Bros,” then maybe you should stop yelling at them and calling them “Bernie Bros.”

Still single as fuck over here

I feel her, my bf's a librarian #bragging LOL

That’s so sweet. I’m really happy for them. Being single is awesome too.

OMG... this is the sweetest. Book nerds ARE greater than dreamboats.

This is so fucking romantic I just can’t even. As a book nerd, I am overcome. I met my boyfriend online and we met in person for the first time in a bookstore. We perused a bit and talked about books and he bought me a book. I thought that was cute but this takes the cake.